you shoot me in a dream

Naughty
bought perfume
shot----
punched Eames
lied
breaking and entering
verbally threatened several people
brandished a weapon
bit Arthur
murdered a sheep

Nice
bought perfume
punched Eames
helped out a lady in distress
told the truth
murdered a sheep
bought flowers
fed a cat


...there's more. Think this is more than enough though.

( Untitled by Mr. White---work in progress, Rated: Teen +, Western karma. )

....that's all I got so far. I was thinking of writing it out by hand. Sure wouldn't take so fucking long.

video;



Just a house. Nothing to it. Stroll in say hi, say goodbye and then stroll on out. 

[wind blowing a little and a few walking steps]

Don't make house like these anymore. All new and refurbished shit. I can see the appeal. If you don't take care of it, it'll turn out like this dump.

[shutters blow in the wind and smack against the sides of the house. How delightful.]

I dunno if anyone else noticed but shit is just as exciting and intense in black and white as it is technicolor. Feel like I should put that out there. Case you forgot.

I wasn't alive when movies didn't have sound. Guess I'm gonna start dating myself in a second but listen up. About the time I was growing up films finally went to color. Just nothin' but detail. You still get a whole damn story. Gotta be lookin' a certain way.

Don't go thinkin' that I liked it. I didn't. It was liveable though.

Huh. This is how many times now? Enough for me to say this again.

Lemme make this a bit more interesting. What's your favorite song before 1989? 


filtered to Mr. Blonde;
If you're out there you son of a bitch we'll talk man to man. 

[ooc; backdated before midnight! Anything goes. Severe trauma will be forgotten~~]

Alright. It's about time. I'll say it. I admit it. Don't laugh because it'll happen to you one day.

Now, I've been the kind of skeptical guy as far as commitment goes for... I'm going to say all my life. But after taking a good look at what there is to it, what there is to offer everything else doesn't make any sense. Monogamy is one thing. Full out settling down, making a house a home for good is something I want now. 

It won't be a picket fence. That's never been what we're about anyway. A villa or hacienda. Only the best for me and my baby. There's Argentina, Brazil, Colombia, Uruguay...it's legal there.  Or stick to Mexico. All of em are beautiful.

[audio][

What is the appeal of visiting this place? Now, I'm only askin' because I can't think of the answer. At least not one that'd apply to so many fu [oh wait there could be kids around] er...people. All of you can't be gambling types and the hunting isn't what you'd call sportsman grade. Far as I know that means no monsters.  Entertainmet? Nope. I'm no more Mickey Mouse than this is Disneyland.

[audio]

Okay. I got one for you.

[The man's squeezing in a little fun at work, not much hours to put in anyways.]

Alice was napping before the big New Year's shindig. What person don't do that, right if you're going until sunrise? Anyway, she woke up and she had to tell Frank, her boyfriend about this dream she had. "Baby, I dreamed you gave a diamond ring. What do you think it means?"

[Pause for inhaling and exhaling a puff of cigarette.]

You know? Laying it on real thick like just shy of spelling it out in neon lights. Frank was wise to this. So he just smiled, nodded and told her she'll figure it out by the end of the night. So. Midnight. Everyone's making noise. Fireworks go off. All that shit. Alice turned to Frank batting her eyelashes. Franky knew it was time so slipped Alice a small box. She opened it to find a pocketbook titled "The Meaning of Dreams."

This is just like riding a bike. Sure.

I seen some pumpkins worth talking about on my way home from work. There was this one that looked like it was eating the one beside it. Another was puking it's guts out. I've never been too handy with a knife but I think after what I've seen I could give it a try and see what happens. Even if it doesn't work out, I know it's gonna be as good as road kill by tomorrow morning.