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[whitetwoguns]

Naughty
bought perfume
shot----
punched Eames
lied
breaking and entering
verbally threatened several people
brandished a weapon
bit Arthur
murdered a sheep

Nice
bought perfume
punched Eames
helped out a lady in distress
told the truth
murdered a sheep
bought flowers
fed a cat


...there's more. Think this is more than enough though.

Comments

[boutant]

[ You still sort of scare her, but-- ]

Why do "bought perfume" and "murdered a sheep" count for both naughty and nice?

[ Not asking about "punched Eames", because, well... that she can see. ]

... Wait, you bit Arthur?

[whitetwoguns]

The sheep murdering and biting were part of curse bullshit. Water under the bridge for the most part.

[Ariadneeee he's a nice guy in his way. Maybe not the nicest, okay.]

Yeah, see. Someone gave this Avon lady the wrong address. I bought stuff from her because the poor thing was so fucking down about it. Sometimes a guy needs to let things be.

[boutant]

I'd ask, but I have a feeling I wouldn't get any answers from either you or Arthur. [ Frustrated by this? Very much so. ]

I'm still not seeing how they go under both lists.

on his break;

[orangetoughguy]

I think you need an editor.

pleasant surprise;

[whitetwoguns]

What? Why? Think I spelled everything right.

[orangetoughguy]

You got doubles.

[shall-yield-us.livejournal.com]

Sheep slaughter is... nice?

[whitetwoguns]

It was all fucked up as it was.

[shall-yield-us.livejournal.com]

Did you keep the skins?

[brobeforehos.livejournal.com]

I like how punching Eames is versatile. I'll keep it in mind for my own lists.

[whitetwoguns]

It isn't the nicest thing to do, except that son of a bitch deserved it at the time.

[brobeforehos.livejournal.com]

Violence is almost never the answer. And whether or not someone deserved to get punched is kind of subjective, too. Your fist is the judge and jury there.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

You bit someone? What the fuck?

[whitetwoguns]

That one time in October, you know?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Oh.

Well, that shit doesn't count.

[saidrepent]

You murdered a sheep.

[whitetwoguns]

Kinda cut through all the red tape of going ot for a rack of lamb but uh yeah.

[saidrepent]

[Wow.]

And, uh... How is that naughty and nice, exactly?

[resentive.livejournal.com]

[ What kind of people are here... ]

How are you not in jail?

[whitetwoguns]

[Interesting people!]

A fella can't break a law if there ain't one.

[resentive.livejournal.com]

You shot someone.

[2moremiracles]

Punching Eames is never a bad thing.

Trust me.

[whitetwoguns]

Oh I do. Some people got their ideas though. I don't think they've met Mr. Eames.

1/2

[dropkick]

Not sure it counts as 'naughty' if you were cursed into it.

[ Not that that stops people feeling bad about it as easily, he figures. ]

[dropkick]

Why's buying perfume on both lists?