you shoot me in a dream

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I dunno where I am but one thing's for sure, these have gotta be the best tacos I ever had. No foolin'. It's sure hard to find em that don't taste like white bread Betty Crocker or some cafeteria slop. I should know, I had both.

Guess I'm gonna be here awhile. Not that I'm complain'. I always wanted to travel. What do you do for fun around here?

[ooc; TEENAGE MR. WHITE...except he's not much of a mister at all. Replies will be coming from meanstreetdog . Could he be more cute?]

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How long does winter last in these parts? Are we talking Alaska? Wisconsin? North Carolina? I'm askin' because I don't know. So don't bother giving any lip.

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Wait. Let me guess. We gotta wait for a fucking ground hog. I'm indifferent on most traditions but that one's particularly stupid. As a kid I asked about that shit all of the time. No one knew why. Besides, if I want accuracy, I'm not going to an overgrown rodent.

Say, Pink. Any better?