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I know at least two lovely ladies who would be interested in a little something. I happen to find myself with two bottles of perfume and both of you get first pick, if not then I'll find someone else to pass em along to.

One's called Laugh Often and the other one's Imari? Imari something. Anyway I thought they smelled nice.

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First dibs on Laugh Often.

What is it that you want from me?

Who said I wanted anything?

Just checking. It's a random gift, but a random gift I'll gladly accept. Thank you.

You're welcome. Figured I'd pay it forward.

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[Hang on. For a long moment, you get the sonic equivalent of a long, fixed "seriously?" stare. ... ... ... And then:]

Guess I should have figured you for the type.

[Good? Bad? This could get ugly?]

The type?

[Of course he can never have a run in with The Stranger when he's firing off rounds with not one but two guns. Nope. Fate, what are you.]

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Bribery at its best?

Are you jealous I didn't get one for you? I thought it might be too forward, ya know we just met.

And you were most terribly worried for your name and my virtue, hmmmm?

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Do you often find yourself laden with women's products?

Only when I'm trying to make a few rights out of a wrong.

Sounds serious, if you spent the money.

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Perfume?

Looks like you got the second one. Angie called the first.

That doesn't bother me.

Why did you get me perfume?

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Someone just give you those?

[ ...sort of amused, sort of wondering if there's a curse in which you get gifted with perfume... ]

No. I was helping an Avon lady make her quota.

Nice of you.

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Smelled nice. Right.

They did.

You got an idea which one she was wearing?

So, you guys already invented somethin' to cover the meatbag smell, huh?

It's nothing new, pal.

Really? Well, ain't you guys one step ahead when it comes to masking your own meatbag-ness?

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