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"Hello. You've reached Mr. White. Leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. Have a good one."
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he wound up on the wrong end of a gun
Jan. 3rd, 2025 10:21 pm
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But I ain't no madman.
Jan. 1st, 2025 11:22 pm
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I know at least two lovely ladies who would be interested in a little something. I happen to find myself with two bottles of perfume and both of you get first pick, if not then I'll find someone else to pass em along to.
One's called Laugh Often and the other one's Imari? Imari something. Anyway I thought they smelled nice.
I know at least two lovely ladies who would be interested in a little something. I happen to find myself with two bottles of perfume and both of you get first pick, if not then I'll find someone else to pass em along to.
One's called Laugh Often and the other one's Imari? Imari something. Anyway I thought they smelled nice.
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The kid's not feelin' too good. Must be something in the air. Or maybe something he ate. Bad meat. Who knows.
[Inhale, exhale the man's smoking.]
Things happen but back to normal.
[softly, he's two seconds from turning it off]
I like normal.
The kid's not feelin' too good. Must be something in the air. Or maybe something he ate. Bad meat. Who knows.
[Inhale, exhale the man's smoking.]
Things happen but back to normal.
[softly, he's two seconds from turning it off]
I like normal.
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What is the appeal of visiting this place? Now, I'm only askin' because I can't think of the answer. At least not one that'd apply to so many fu [oh wait there could be kids around] er...people. All of you can't be gambling types and the hunting isn't what you'd call sportsman grade. Far as I know that means no monsters. Entertainmet? Nope. I'm no more Mickey Mouse than this is Disneyland.
What is the appeal of visiting this place? Now, I'm only askin' because I can't think of the answer. At least not one that'd apply to so many fu [oh wait there could be kids around] er...people. All of you can't be gambling types and the hunting isn't what you'd call sportsman grade. Far as I know that means no monsters. Entertainmet? Nope. I'm no more Mickey Mouse than this is Disneyland.
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Okay. I got one for you.
[The man's squeezing in a little fun at work, not much hours to put in anyways.]
Alice was napping before the big New Year's shindig. What person don't do that, right if you're going until sunrise? Anyway, she woke up and she had to tell Frank, her boyfriend about this dream she had. "Baby, I dreamed you gave a diamond ring. What do you think it means?"
[Pause for inhaling and exhaling a puff of cigarette.]
You know? Laying it on real thick like just shy of spelling it out in neon lights. Frank was wise to this. So he just smiled, nodded and told her she'll figure it out by the end of the night. So. Midnight. Everyone's making noise. Fireworks go off. All that shit. Alice turned to Frank batting her eyelashes. Franky knew it was time so slipped Alice a small box. She opened it to find a pocketbook titled "The Meaning of Dreams."
Okay. I got one for you.
[The man's squeezing in a little fun at work, not much hours to put in anyways.]
Alice was napping before the big New Year's shindig. What person don't do that, right if you're going until sunrise? Anyway, she woke up and she had to tell Frank, her boyfriend about this dream she had. "Baby, I dreamed you gave a diamond ring. What do you think it means?"
[Pause for inhaling and exhaling a puff of cigarette.]
You know? Laying it on real thick like just shy of spelling it out in neon lights. Frank was wise to this. So he just smiled, nodded and told her she'll figure it out by the end of the night. So. Midnight. Everyone's making noise. Fireworks go off. All that shit. Alice turned to Frank batting her eyelashes. Franky knew it was time so slipped Alice a small box. She opened it to find a pocketbook titled "The Meaning of Dreams."
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[A gun cocks, then another.]
If I didn't know any better I'd think that there's someone somewhere lookin' out for me.
[Crunch, crunch of snow beneath his feet. Mr. White is on the prowl.]
Never cared much for vampires to begin with. At least one thing's going right.
[ooc; backdated before midnight. This post is open for action spammage]
[A gun cocks, then another.]
If I didn't know any better I'd think that there's someone somewhere lookin' out for me.
[Crunch, crunch of snow beneath his feet. Mr. White is on the prowl.]
Never cared much for vampires to begin with. At least one thing's going right.
[ooc; backdated before midnight. This post is open for action spammage]
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A man comes home after a hard days work and looks for some peace and quiet. What the fuck is wrong with some people. It's midnight. You know what I hear?
[Adjusts the device, sure enough softly, muted by the walls sounds "Pomp and Circumstance."]
There's only such much a guy can take.
[Rustle. Crinkle.]
And no one in this apartment gets groceries?
A man comes home after a hard days work and looks for some peace and quiet. What the fuck is wrong with some people. It's midnight. You know what I hear?
[Adjusts the device, sure enough softly, muted by the walls sounds "Pomp and Circumstance."]
There's only such much a guy can take.
[Rustle. Crinkle.]
And no one in this apartment gets groceries?
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[There must be some kind of universal attraction between this man and impromptu violence. There is a hard ker-splat noise, nearly comical. See, he's laughing in shock.]
Are you kidding me? Jesus. I seen somethings. But I never seen that before. He's blinking. Breathing. Is that how you take a picture?
[Nearby, slightly muffled.]
I have. Come on, Re-Animator.
[He presses a few buttons, believing it's off.]
What?
[There must be some kind of universal attraction between this man and impromptu violence. There is a hard ker-splat noise, nearly comical. See, he's laughing in shock.]
Are you kidding me? Jesus. I seen somethings. But I never seen that before. He's blinking. Breathing. Is that how you take a picture?
[Nearby, slightly muffled.]
I have. Come on, Re-Animator.
[He presses a few buttons, believing it's off.]
What?
[audio:][accidental]
[Horrific, wet wheezing breaths one after the other. God, that sounds painful.]
Kid. Ngh....Orange. Took a shot for you.
[He coughs hard and, presumably from the scrape noise, drags himself a short distance.]
Shot to the fucking gut. Now I'll show you...how [There's a great deal of strain in his voice, he has to pause.] it's done. Justa gut shot.
...looks like we aren't gonna do time after all. Nnnugh. Somethin' happened. [The inhales and exhales hard. Attempting to keep it quiet.] I don't know what.
[Horrific, wet wheezing breaths one after the other. God, that sounds painful.]
Kid. Ngh....Orange. Took a shot for you.
[He coughs hard and, presumably from the scrape noise, drags himself a short distance.]
Shot to the fucking gut. Now I'll show you...how [There's a great deal of strain in his voice, he has to pause.] it's done. Justa gut shot.
...looks like we aren't gonna do time after all. Nnnugh. Somethin' happened. [The inhales and exhales hard. Attempting to keep it quiet.] I don't know what.
