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[whitetwoguns]

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A man comes home after a hard days work and looks for some peace and quiet. What the fuck is wrong with some people. It's midnight. You know what I hear?

[Adjusts the device, sure enough softly, muted by the walls sounds "Pomp and Circumstance."]

There's only such much a guy can take.

[Rustle. Crinkle.]

And no one in this apartment gets groceries?

Comments

[caughtthebullet.livejournal.com]

Perhaps the Enigma Variations would be more to your liking.

[whitetwoguns]

Nothing by no one would be just what the doctor ordered.

[caughtthebullet.livejournal.com]

You'd have to isolate yourself and resort to a hermetic lifestyle.

[whitetwoguns]

I have to bang on the walls harder so that the neighbors get the message.

[caughtthebullet.livejournal.com]

A polite discourse would work just as well.

[whitetwoguns]

It's midnight and I'm the one that's supposed to be polite? That's what you're saying.

[caughtthebullet.livejournal.com]

You have to admit an appreciation of Elgar is more culturally significant than an appreciation for your silence.