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But I ain't no madman.
Jan. 1st, 2025 11:22 pm
PHONE CALLS
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PHONE CALLS
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ACTION
video;
Just a house. Nothing to it. Stroll in say hi, say goodbye and then stroll on out.
[wind blowing a little and a few walking steps]
Don't make house like these anymore. All new and refurbished shit. I can see the appeal. If you don't take care of it, it'll turn out like this dump.
[shutters blow in the wind and smack against the sides of the house. How delightful.]
Just a house. Nothing to it. Stroll in say hi, say goodbye and then stroll on out.
[wind blowing a little and a few walking steps]
Don't make house like these anymore. All new and refurbished shit. I can see the appeal. If you don't take care of it, it'll turn out like this dump.
[shutters blow in the wind and smack against the sides of the house. How delightful.]
audio;
I know at least two lovely ladies who would be interested in a little something. I happen to find myself with two bottles of perfume and both of you get first pick, if not then I'll find someone else to pass em along to.
One's called Laugh Often and the other one's Imari? Imari something. Anyway I thought they smelled nice.
I know at least two lovely ladies who would be interested in a little something. I happen to find myself with two bottles of perfume and both of you get first pick, if not then I'll find someone else to pass em along to.
One's called Laugh Often and the other one's Imari? Imari something. Anyway I thought they smelled nice.
[audio][
What is the appeal of visiting this place? Now, I'm only askin' because I can't think of the answer. At least not one that'd apply to so many fu [oh wait there could be kids around] er...people. All of you can't be gambling types and the hunting isn't what you'd call sportsman grade. Far as I know that means no monsters. Entertainmet? Nope. I'm no more Mickey Mouse than this is Disneyland.
What is the appeal of visiting this place? Now, I'm only askin' because I can't think of the answer. At least not one that'd apply to so many fu [oh wait there could be kids around] er...people. All of you can't be gambling types and the hunting isn't what you'd call sportsman grade. Far as I know that means no monsters. Entertainmet? Nope. I'm no more Mickey Mouse than this is Disneyland.
[audio]
Okay. I got one for you.
[The man's squeezing in a little fun at work, not much hours to put in anyways.]
Alice was napping before the big New Year's shindig. What person don't do that, right if you're going until sunrise? Anyway, she woke up and she had to tell Frank, her boyfriend about this dream she had. "Baby, I dreamed you gave a diamond ring. What do you think it means?"
[Pause for inhaling and exhaling a puff of cigarette.]
You know? Laying it on real thick like just shy of spelling it out in neon lights. Frank was wise to this. So he just smiled, nodded and told her she'll figure it out by the end of the night. So. Midnight. Everyone's making noise. Fireworks go off. All that shit. Alice turned to Frank batting her eyelashes. Franky knew it was time so slipped Alice a small box. She opened it to find a pocketbook titled "The Meaning of Dreams."
Okay. I got one for you.
[The man's squeezing in a little fun at work, not much hours to put in anyways.]
Alice was napping before the big New Year's shindig. What person don't do that, right if you're going until sunrise? Anyway, she woke up and she had to tell Frank, her boyfriend about this dream she had. "Baby, I dreamed you gave a diamond ring. What do you think it means?"
[Pause for inhaling and exhaling a puff of cigarette.]
You know? Laying it on real thick like just shy of spelling it out in neon lights. Frank was wise to this. So he just smiled, nodded and told her she'll figure it out by the end of the night. So. Midnight. Everyone's making noise. Fireworks go off. All that shit. Alice turned to Frank batting her eyelashes. Franky knew it was time so slipped Alice a small box. She opened it to find a pocketbook titled "The Meaning of Dreams."
It doesn't take a genius to see that this isn't a typical day or curse. Two days, of this? Shit. Will there be more? I thought it was strange enough as it is in these parts.
Filtered:][ to the City at Large;
Don't go talking to a man who calls himself Blonde. He's one slick motherfucker. And I say that as a supreme negative.
Filtered:][ to the City at Large;
Don't go talking to a man who calls himself Blonde. He's one slick motherfucker. And I say that as a supreme negative.
audio;
A man comes home after a hard days work and looks for some peace and quiet. What the fuck is wrong with some people. It's midnight. You know what I hear?
[Adjusts the device, sure enough softly, muted by the walls sounds "Pomp and Circumstance."]
There's only such much a guy can take.
[Rustle. Crinkle.]
And no one in this apartment gets groceries?
A man comes home after a hard days work and looks for some peace and quiet. What the fuck is wrong with some people. It's midnight. You know what I hear?
[Adjusts the device, sure enough softly, muted by the walls sounds "Pomp and Circumstance."]
There's only such much a guy can take.
[Rustle. Crinkle.]
And no one in this apartment gets groceries?
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[audio:]
[There must be some kind of universal attraction between this man and impromptu violence. There is a hard ker-splat noise, nearly comical. See, he's laughing in shock.]
Are you kidding me? Jesus. I seen somethings. But I never seen that before. He's blinking. Breathing. Is that how you take a picture?
[Nearby, slightly muffled.]
I have. Come on, Re-Animator.
[He presses a few buttons, believing it's off.]
What?
[There must be some kind of universal attraction between this man and impromptu violence. There is a hard ker-splat noise, nearly comical. See, he's laughing in shock.]
Are you kidding me? Jesus. I seen somethings. But I never seen that before. He's blinking. Breathing. Is that how you take a picture?
[Nearby, slightly muffled.]
I have. Come on, Re-Animator.
[He presses a few buttons, believing it's off.]
What?
