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[whitetwoguns]

There's plenty of weird shit and specialists in this City. Everybody knows that. Don't do me wrong.

Is there a bird doctor in the house?


[ooc; forward dated to this evening.]

Comments

[chosered.livejournal.com]

Did someone turn into a bird?

[whitetwoguns]

No. I got a bird that's not feeling up to snuff.

[chosered.livejournal.com]

I haven't heard of a vet, but I can look it up, maybe?

[whitetwoguns]

I'd appreciate any leads.

[chosered.livejournal.com]

What's wrong with it?

[whitetwoguns]

The guy's acting like he's got a hangover. I assure you this bird don't drink.

[chosered.livejournal.com]

I didn't know birds could get drunk.

[whitetwoguns]

If it drinks, it can get drunk I guess. I seen a drunk bee before.

[chosered.livejournal.com]

How can you tell if a bee is drunk?

[whitetwoguns]

They can't balance worth shit.

[chosered.livejournal.com]

So it falls over?

[whitetwoguns]

And when it flies it's in loop-de-loops.

[chosered.livejournal.com]

I'll keep my eyes open for drunken bees, too.

[whitetwoguns]

Lemme know mostly about the bird doctor.

[chosered.livejournal.com]

Yes sir.

[whitetwoguns]

Thanks.

[signatures]

Something happen to a bird of yours?

[whitetwoguns]

He's not himself about as far as I can tell. I don't know much about birds.

[signatures]

What's he doing so differently?

[whitetwoguns]

Slow and groggy where he's usually full of pep.

[thenormalsquint]

Did you get a bird too?

[whitetwoguns]

This ain't my bird.

[thenormalsquint]

Oh, okay then. Well, I guess you'll be looking for an avian vet, not a regular vet. That might help your search.

[whitetwoguns]

That's what I meant when I said bird doctor. You're right.

[thenormalsquint]

Sorry, I can't help you. I only know of cat and dog vets here.

What's wrong with the bird?

[whitetwoguns]

That's kinda what I was thinkin'. Thanks anyway, Angie.

I dunno. He's real lazy. Not up for hoppin' around and making noise like he usually does.

[thenormalsquint]

Maybe he's just tired like the rest of us.

Is he eating? Drinking? Not that I know a lot about birds, but I figure any changes in that are a red flag for something.

[whitetwoguns]

Yeah? I sure hope you're doin' better than he is. The fella isn't interested in eating or drinking. Really not doing much other than trying to get more shut eye.

[thenormalsquint]

I can't say that I am, but I can say I hope the little guy gets better soon. What kind of bird is it?

[whitetwoguns]

Nothin' too bad I hope. What's a nice lady like yourself got to be down about?

Thanks. He needs all the help he can get. Uh. He's a toucan.

[thenormalsquint]

I wish I knew, but it's seems to be going around.

A toucan. His name wouldn't happen to be Sam, would it?

[whitetwoguns]

If you're dealing with anything big and bad, I'd lend a hand.

...That's a real good guess.

[thenormalsquint]

It's nothing to fight, unless you can beat BenGay into working like it's supposed to.

Well, there's only one person I know who has a toucan here and I'm pretty sure you guys know each other, with you two arguing about baseball forever ago.

[whitetwoguns]

Vodka after a shower help me out if nothing else seems to work.

Oh yeah. That guy. To be honest with you Angie, we're talking about the same bird.

[thenormalsquint]

Yeah, I'm trying not to go down the that route right now.

So why are you looking for help? It's his bird. Shouldn't he be asking? But then again, he was the one who claimed he knew how to care for a toucan.

[whitetwoguns]

You working the twelve steps?

I'm helping a guy out. This one's got him stumped.

[thenormalsquint]

Something like that. Not officially anyway.

Oh, so he doesn't know all there is to know about toucan care? I'll be sure to mention this to him next time I see him.

[whitetwoguns]

More power to you, sister.

Cut him a break. It's got him real bent out of shape, you know?

[thenormalsquint]

Thanks for the encouragement. I need it.

I'm joking. I wouldn't rub it in his face like that. He's a friend of mine.

[nosferotofu.livejournal.com]

You mean you're looking for a veterinarian?

[whitetwoguns]

Don't those mostly treat cats and dogs?

[nosferotofu.livejournal.com]

Some can.

Tell me if you can't find anyone.

[whitetwoguns]

You one of em?

[nosferotofu.livejournal.com]

I'm a doctor.

Wouldn't be legal in the real world, but I'm better than nothing.

[whitetwoguns]

Wouldn't be legal? Shit. An emergency is an emergency. Why does that even matter?

[nosferotofu.livejournal.com]

It's illegal for a good reason. Birds and humans? Their physiology isn't the same.

But I can take a look.