whitetwoguns

Did someone turn into a bird?

No. I got a bird that's not feeling up to snuff.

I haven't heard of a vet, but I can look it up, maybe?

I'd appreciate any leads.

What's wrong with it?

The guy's acting like he's got a hangover. I assure you this bird don't drink.

I didn't know birds could get drunk.

If it drinks, it can get drunk I guess. I seen a drunk bee before.

How can you tell if a bee is drunk?

They can't balance worth shit.

So it falls over?

And when it flies it's in loop-de-loops.

I'll keep my eyes open for drunken bees, too.

Lemme know mostly about the bird doctor.

Yes sir.

Thanks.