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[whitetwoguns]

video;



Just a house. Nothing to it. Stroll in say hi, say goodbye and then stroll on out. 

[wind blowing a little and a few walking steps]

Don't make house like these anymore. All new and refurbished shit. I can see the appeal. If you don't take care of it, it'll turn out like this dump.

[shutters blow in the wind and smack against the sides of the house. How delightful.]

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[thenormalsquint]

[Then she begins laughing uncontrollably because really, that could be the best euphemism ever.]

[whitetwoguns]

[Ha ha?]

[thenormalsquint]

[She wants to say something so badly, but she can't. Oh man, this is the best conversation ever.]

Ahem. [Pause.] Now, as I was saying, only people who have something to hide hide their names.

[whitetwoguns]

I won't deny that.

[thenormalsquint]

And?

[whitetwoguns]

And what?

[thenormalsquint]

Are you a mass murderer?

[whitetwoguns]

No.

[Not in the traditional sense.]

[thenormalsquint]

Right. Like a real mass murderer would say "Yes, Angie. I kill at least fifty people a month."

[whitetwoguns]

That'd be pretty fuckin' hard to hide. Especially in this place. That's not me.

[thenormalsquint]

The other options I'm thinking of aren't so good either.

[whitetwoguns]

I don't know what else to say because asking you to trust me is asking quite a bit. And it sounds guilty too.

[thenormalsquint]

You already do.

[whitetwoguns]

Already? Shit. Here I thought I was quitting while I was ahead.

[thenormalsquint]

Nope. You passed the quitting spot way back when you wouldn't tell me your name when we first met.

[whitetwoguns]

At least I'm consistent.

[thenormalsquint]

And frustrating.

[whitetwoguns]

It's not what I am to be.

[thenormalsquint]

But you to admit it's what you are.

[whitetwoguns]

So far I'm guilty, frustrating and going to get murdered. May as well stop fighting it.

[thenormalsquint]

You can easily solve these problems.

[whitetwoguns]

It's not a salve is it?

[thenormalsquint]

No. It's not going into that house and telling me your real name.

[whitetwoguns]

Angie, Honey, I can't tell you my name. And I'm going to make a little extra dough going in.

[thenormalsquint]

Why not? And you can't spend money when you're dead.