But I ain't no madman.

[whitetwoguns]

"Sorry I missed your call. Leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. Have a nice day."

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[whitetwoguns]

[He's looking all around at that. Those are accidents too? Seems like every time the guy flips his shit something happens. It's like some invisible Hulk.]

That works too. We can hear you.

[Not perfectly but he's there.]

[orangetoughguy]

Hey hey chill the fuck out man, don't shit a brick.

[Or you know, pop one from the walls right into Freddy's face. Damn. Oh but look now the device has a cool feeling to it and the screen brightens like it's being used even though Orange hasn't touched a single button.]

Wow. [Right into his hoodie pocket the device goes.] See anything?

[pinkeffinprofessional]

[There's a pause.....and then.]

You've got twenty six cents and a cigarette.

[whitetwoguns]

You feel differently?

[Woah. Shit. Good thing that wasn't one of the old man's pockets. The one that has lube in it. Awkward. Well, they are going in that direction. Maybe not to night after all but...heh.]

That's a pretty fucking neat trick.

[He'll agree to that.]

[orangetoughguy]

[Who knew a box of single-use disposable packets could go a long way. Just like condoms really. But hearing Pink mention this he quickly takes the device out and puts it on the table.]

Way too neat.

[pinkeffinprofessional]

[The device flickers and Pink is back in the TV.]

If this is a curse then it's a pretty fucking interesting one.

[whitetwoguns]

Interesting.

[Of all the words.]

Not fucking crazy or weird?

[Sounds like he's well adjusted enough for this bullshit.]

Guess dinner plans are canceled.

[orangetoughguy]

Are you gonna be okay like this?

[See, Freddy cares. If he didn't Pink could do some pretty massive damage to more than just his ego.]

[pinkeffinprofessional]

[Shrug. The lights stabilize]

This shit could be worse.

[whitetwoguns]

Since you can use the device, if you need us give a holler.

[A little solidarity here. Pink may be a coward, a cheat and everything else that is annoying but they got one another's backs.]

I dunno what kinda good we can do here now.

[Yup. Uh...]

[orangetoughguy]

If anyone tries to suck you up in a ghost trap, call.

[Because Freddy wants to meet the Ghostbusters. Er and also plead for Pink's freedom because well, that's just the nice thing to do. Maybe they can even make the weasel owe them one.]

[pinkeffinprofessional]

Yeah, I'll do that.

[Why he doesn't follow them home silently is mostly because he knows they're fucking and he don't wanna see that shit]