But I ain't no madman.

[whitetwoguns]

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[thenormalsquint]

your opinion on strip clubs. go.

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[whitetwoguns]

There's potential for a good night out. Only if it is a clean joint. You know. They actually upkeep the place and treat the girls nice. Oh and good tunes. I hate that electronic shit.

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[thenormalsquint]

and your opinion on male ones?

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[whitetwoguns]

Dunno. Never been.

[Yep. That's his story. He's sticking to it.]

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[thenormalsquint]

[Lying makes Babby Jesus cry, Larry.]

would you go if somebody asked very nicely out of desperation of not wanting to go alone

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[whitetwoguns]

[He kinda has weird feelings regarding Babby Jesus and that whole movement he inspired.]

Maybe. I dunno. I never thought about it before.

[This conversation. What is it even. If he says yes is he a doormat? If he says no is he being a discourteous cad? ....this is Angela speaking right? Uh. Right?]

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[thenormalsquint]

[Yes, it is Angela. Everybody else turned her down. He's her last chance for Tasty Tuesdays at the club.]

think about it now?

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[whitetwoguns]

So this is a real question now.

[That kind of makes it better. Kind of.]

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[thenormalsquint]

yes.

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[whitetwoguns]

[A solid five minutes pass.]

Is it clean with decent music?

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[thenormalsquint]

yes and none of that electronic shit as you say. i mean, the men aren't going to touch you if you don't want to be touched. i just don't want to go by myself because there are creepers waiting for the women to leave on the outside and nobody else is down for it.

[Be a bodyguard for the nice lady, won't you, Larry?]

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[whitetwoguns]

[Another few minutes pass.]

When did you wanna go, Angie?

[This guy is a regular Mr. White knight.]

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[thenormalsquint]

in a couple hours if you're free?

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[whitetwoguns]

Okay. Where do you wanna meet?

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[thenormalsquint]

The Square's fine. You don't have to dress up or anything and I'll buy you dinner for your troubles.

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[whitetwoguns]

Hey now. I can pay my own way, you're the lady on the town. I'll see you by the fountain.

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[thenormalsquint]

yeah, but i'm asking you to go to a male strip club. i have to at least reward you for the confidence in your manhood.

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[whitetwoguns]

My manhood's watchin' out for your womanhood too. Well. Okay. I'm getting my own drinks though.

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[thenormalsquint]

my womanhood will thank you for that when we meet up.

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[whitetwoguns]

[Larry settles for a two hour mark from their conversation. He's by the fountain, having a smoke and waiting.]