But I ain't no madman.

[whitetwoguns]

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[orangetoughguy]

[Covert texting.]

how many can you carry?

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[whitetwoguns]

12 it is

do we need soda pop?

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[whitetwoguns]

i cant remember if we have any

i think it'd go pretty good. better than booze

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[whitetwoguns]

i forget do u like pepsi or coke? i think it's coke. i'm gonna get that and rootbeer too.

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[whitetwoguns]

i hope its coke.

let me know. gonna check out soon.

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[whitetwoguns]

hello?

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[orangetoughguy]

hi sorry steves being weird

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[whitetwoguns]

[gosh! finally!]

he cursed or something?

i was able to get fifteen fish tacos. hope u are hungry.

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[orangetoughguy]

no hes gay

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[orangetoughguy]

thanks

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[whitetwoguns]

wait

what?

who's steve?

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[orangetoughguy]

steve captain america steve dont show this to anyone ok

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[whitetwoguns]

are u even home right now?

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[orangetoughguy]

no he asked me over for pie

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[whitetwoguns]

whats the point of tacos with me then

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[orangetoughguy]

whats a slice of pie to a hundred tacos?

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[whitetwoguns]

they're gonna get cold waiting for u

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[orangetoughguy]

ill be home hes just confused

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[whitetwoguns]

ok

im waiting

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[orangetoughguy]

[One hour later.]

im coming up

[whitetwoguns]

[He is still waiting. The bag of tacos is on their kitchenette counter unopened. The old man has poured some Jack Daniels into his glass of coke. There is a second glass waiting on the counter top. Why fill it up when he doesn't know when the kid is going to be home?

Paper plates and napkins ready too. Larry sets down the network device. Freddy knows what he's up to and he knows his own head. There's a whole story to lay out. Yeah.

Waiting. Waiting.]

[orangetoughguy]

[Click click. Turn. Enter. Sniff sniff.]

I smell tacos.

[whitetwoguns]

I couldn't have eaten 'em myself.

[Turning around now on the stool.]

Hey.

[Now he'll start to pour the second glass of coke. He'll hold the Jack Daniels for now.]

[orangetoughguy]

You're damn right you couldn't have cause you're sharing.

[Taking the other seat and going for the coke without the JD. Look at him chug it down.]

[whitetwoguns]

So...

[To get the ball rolling he opens up that bag of tacos and the smell really does hit the room in a big way. Delicious and fresh. Paws set to set a few on each plate.]

Steve was confused.