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But I ain't no madman.

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what kind of a tattoo? hear that means trouble most of the time.

Edited 2011-09-07 04:02 (UTC)

big black cat right here

[Have a texted photo of a certain kid's arm where the wildcat would be. Yeah he's at home.]

[Seeing that amount of arm does more than it should to his system than anonymous fucks with everything hanging out.]

what would you do if you found that guy again?

[Could it be because Freddy's sitting around at home half naked and has nothing better to do than take pictures of himself for Larry's entertainment.]

track him down for a real meeting, see him with my own eyes you know

that cat look something like this?

[Have a text photo of a certain man's arm where the wildcat is. How about that?]

gotta hand it to you thats pretty damn close

what'll it get me?

[Have a picture with the angle hovering just between Freddy's knees. Freddy's bare knees.]

dont know got nothing better to do til noon

[hell of a picture]

got 30 mins for lunch. had taco at bar. not hungry though.

[Have a picture with the camera on a tie, a collar, a neck with a chin and mouth above that.]

looking real professional im kinda hungry too

[Have a similar angle except there's no t-shirt to cover up that neckline.]

think i know what your hungry for with all those pictures.

whats that

[Oh look, someone's hand on someone's dick, except the dick is white and the hand is black. Oops this time it's not Freddy's pic.]

[FFFFFFFFF. That is unexpected. Comical now that he knows he didn't drop the network device on the floor of the men's room. Naturally he's got to match this picture except he's got matching skin tones. Oh well. If this picture is sent with others then maybe it'll be like a Where's Waldo scenario.]

this.

wow

[Too hot for his own good. It was unexpected too.]

that close to what you had in mind? don't think it'll be until much later. too bad they dont deliver.

[As though it's someone else. Haha. That response does swell a guy's...ego.]

real real close i got this waiting for you too

[Somehow Freddy manages to get himself a back shot, showing off part of his rear and the slightly obscured precious unit hanging between his thighs.]

think that this is gonna give that cowboy a run for his money. i could go for that if there's enough left for me when i get there.

i got enough to go around but nobody who deserves a piece yet

[That means you, Larry Dimick.]

then i better get through the day fast.

you gonna beat off to those pictures?

i think i just might i got some time to waste or could save it for the right guy to come along

i'm the right guy where it counts.

guess youre worth the wait

i'll make it worth it. You won't have to pay a red cent.

ill give you a big tip anyway

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But I ain't no madman.

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