But I ain't no madman.

[whitetwoguns]

"Sorry I missed your call. Leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. Have a nice day."

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[whitetwoguns]

we can talk

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[orangetoughguy]

[Do you know how to talk to him anymore, Newendyke?]

did you fuck him

[Clearly not with that wonderful remark.]

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[whitetwoguns]

fuck who

[Eames? Bugs Bunny? Is this actually happening?]

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[orangetoughguy]

you know

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[whitetwoguns]

the funny russian guy

[The super slim trick that hangs out by Dog and Pony Show? Arthur? Eames?]

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[orangetoughguy]

is he a comedian

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[whitetwoguns]

he thinks that he is

why do you wanna know

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[orangetoughguy]

are you pissed i wanna know

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[whitetwoguns]

tell me why you want to know first

did we take a ride on the same bicycle

i dont know who you fuck

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[orangetoughguy]

no we didnt

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[whitetwoguns]

im not pissed you wanna know

im surprised u want to know

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[whitetwoguns]

it was not a date

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[orangetoughguy]

yeah ok

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[whitetwoguns]

are you seriously going to talk to me like that then feed me lines like yeah okay

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[orangetoughguy]

youre pissed i brought it up forget it

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[whitetwoguns]

too late you did

why do you want to know

do i get to know who you are fucking

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[orangetoughguy]

you told me you wanted company not to get off

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[whitetwoguns]

i dont get you at all

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[orangetoughguy]

do i need to talk like you let me try it

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[orangetoughguy]

it sucks coming to an empty place it aint fun being alone

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[orangetoughguy]

i dont like not having company

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[orangetoughguy]

so i went and found some

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[orangetoughguy]

i fucked the loneliness away i dont know which came first being sad or being horny

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[orangetoughguy]

i fucked a time cop

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[orangetoughguy]

it wasnt a date