whitetwoguns: (Charles Bronson in the Great Escape)
"Mr. White" AKA Lawrence "Two Guns" Dimick ([personal profile] whitetwoguns) wrote2025-01-01 11:22 pm

But I ain't no madman.


"Sorry I missed your call. Leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. Have a nice day."

PHONE CALLS
VOICEMAIL
TEXT
EMAIL
ACTION
orangetoughguy: (it hurt the first time)

PING!

[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2012-03-23 06:54 am (UTC)(link)
hi sorry steves being weird
orangetoughguy: (the thing he looks just like)

PING!

[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2012-03-23 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
no hes gay
orangetoughguy: (grease is the word)

PING!

[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2012-03-23 07:08 am (UTC)(link)
thanks
orangetoughguy: (yeah right)

PING!

[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2012-03-23 07:47 am (UTC)(link)
steve captain america steve dont show this to anyone ok
orangetoughguy: (voila)

PING!

[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2012-03-23 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
no he asked me over for pie
orangetoughguy: (don't ask me why)

PING!

[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2012-03-23 07:59 am (UTC)(link)
whats a slice of pie to a hundred tacos?
orangetoughguy: (keep saying it)

PING!

[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2012-03-23 08:11 am (UTC)(link)
ill be home hes just confused
orangetoughguy: (Default)

PING!

[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2012-03-24 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
[One hour later.]

im coming up
orangetoughguy: (they can smell it on me)

[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2012-03-24 07:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Click click. Turn. Enter. Sniff sniff.]

I smell tacos.
orangetoughguy: (justified)

[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2012-03-24 07:09 am (UTC)(link)
You're damn right you couldn't have cause you're sharing.

[Taking the other seat and going for the coke without the JD. Look at him chug it down.]
orangetoughguy: (the thing he looks just like)

[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2012-03-24 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
He wants to fuck Bucky Barnes. [You don't know what a big deal this kind of is, Lawrence Dimick.] I shouldn't even be fuckin' tellin' you shit.

[But he's Mr. White and as personal experience has proven, Mr. Orange will eventually tell him anything.]