whitetwoguns: (Stuck to her leg)
"Mr. White" AKA Lawrence "Two Guns" Dimick ([personal profile] whitetwoguns) wrote2011-11-28 08:18 pm

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text; poor, poor attempt at a private to Mr. Eames

HeEy Eemes I---
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[There's a relatively noisy bar, but it is easily chalked up to the fact that the network device is in someone's hand as he walks from the can. Charlie Feathers grade rock and roll is blasting. There are a few sets of feet on a dance floor. Oops. Almost drops the gadget. Phew. Good save. Now it will be held up higher to prevent that from happening again. The effect is less gut wrenching.]

Mr. Eames. You're a pile of horse shit. Lookit what you're missing.

[It's not the Blue Light, it's another rather less kept establishment. Swaying steps end at the bar.]

Here! Here's our buddy. [Audible pause. He almost says something he shouldn't.] It's [hyuk] Mr.-Mr. Orange. [The man is clearly inebriated too. He waves at the camera which is very much in his face to show freckles on his nose.] What the fuck is wrong with you, why would you wanna miss out? [Teeth! Mr. Orange's teeth. Okay zooming out.]

And over here--[there's a shot glass pyramid in the words that the network device sees for a second] here is Mr. Pink. [Bug eyed and mustachoed Mr. Pink is not so drunk. How nice to not have such a close frame, even when he is speaking:] This is the best fucking use of my time in the past year I've lived in this shithole.

[Whoever is filming, it isn't hard to guess at this point with the usual suspects, laughs. Okay, okay. He shows himself. It's Mr. White! Not surprising. And he is three sheets to the wind.]

Night two, [he holds up two thick fingers like a peace sign grinning like a fool] and you-you're fucking losing out!
pinkeffinprofessional: (Pink - smoking)

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[personal profile] pinkeffinprofessional 2011-11-29 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
I sure as fuck haven't seen you before.

Are you new around here?

[They are pick up lines but he's not saying them in a flirty or dirty way. Just in a 'asking questions' kind of one.]
boutant: ([default] leather)

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[personal profile] boutant 2011-11-29 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
[ She's beginning to put replying to this on her "bad decisions" list. ]

I've been here for almost a month now.
pinkeffinprofessional: (Pink - I get it now)

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[personal profile] pinkeffinprofessional 2011-11-29 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
And you know these assholes?
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[personal profile] boutant 2011-11-29 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
I know Eames. [ Pause. ] And Orange.
pinkeffinprofessional: (Pink - stream of smoke)

[personal profile] pinkeffinprofessional 2011-11-29 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know Eames.

Wait, I might have talked to him once.
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[personal profile] boutant 2011-11-29 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
He's the one who's covered in paisley all the time. British.
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[personal profile] pinkeffinprofessional 2011-11-29 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I've seen him around.

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[personal profile] pinkeffinprofessional 2011-11-29 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
For fuck's sake! I'm just asking a fucking question! I don't fuck girls who don't have grass on the field, okay?

Fuck.
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[personal profile] pinkeffinprofessional 2011-11-29 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Pause as he rethinks that.]

Shit, I'm a little drunk.
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[personal profile] pinkeffinprofessional 2011-11-29 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
We're all a little drunk here.

Still say this shit is the best.

[He means the leaning tower of glass]

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[personal profile] boutant 2011-11-29 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
I can hear you. And I'm 23, not 12.

[ Though really, you can just stay right there. ]
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[personal profile] pinkeffinprofessional 2011-11-29 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
12 or 23, doesn't fucking matter.

Look, I didn't mean it that way, okay?
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[personal profile] boutant 2011-11-29 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't think you did.

[ Or she was at least really, really hoping he didn't. ]

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[There's just Freddy's wtf face because seriously Pink she's a girl and you're not Mr. Brown.]
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[personal profile] pinkeffinprofessional 2011-11-29 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
Kid.

I will fucking deck you if you don't stop thinking that shit.
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[personal profile] pinkeffinprofessional 2011-11-29 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, okay.

[For the sake of a good time]

I didn't mean it that way, okay?
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[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2011-11-29 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't say shit.

....I didn't think shit neither.
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[personal profile] pinkeffinprofessional 2011-11-29 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
All right, we're good then.

[The booze really loosens him up. I mean for Pink this is a lot.]
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[personal profile] orangetoughguy 2011-11-29 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
Anyway she's like really smart so I dunno if you could handle her.

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