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[whitetwoguns]

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The kid's not feelin' too good. Must be something in the air. Or maybe something he ate. Bad meat. Who knows.

[Inhale, exhale the man's smoking.]

Things happen but back to normal.

[softly, he's two seconds from turning it off]

I like normal.

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[adamantined]

Maybe it's the weather change. People always get sick around this time.

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[whitetwoguns]

You got a point there.

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[adamantined]

Well, pass along a 'get well' message for me.

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[whitetwoguns]

Sure thing.

How about yourself? No cold or whatever the fuck?

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[adamantined]

Not me. I don't get sick. What about you? It doesn't sound like you've got any sniffles going on.

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[whitetwoguns]

Oh yeah? Eat all your greens and drink your milk?

I'm feelin' fine.

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[adamantined]

My body's natural ability and an apple a day keep the doctor away.

You better knock on wood. The deities hear you, and they'll make sure you're laid up with something.

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[whitetwoguns]

I thought that was an old wife's tale.

Wood alone isn't gonna keep them from doing their thing. Worth a shot though. Sure.

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[adamantined]

No, I think that one's true. It's the one about eating the crusts on toast so your hair will turn curly that's a wives' tale.

You can never be too careful, especially when things are getting weird around here.

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[whitetwoguns]

That one I'd never heard.

More weird.

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[adamantined]

I'm glad to enlighten.

I don't think there's actually an end to the quality of weird in this place. It just continues on into space for infinity.

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[whitetwoguns]

What else do you got?

Infinity doesn't exist. Things change even if it is fucking slow. But hey, nobody can be around for infinity. Not even Jesus Christ.

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[adamantined]

Step on a crack and you'll break your mother's back?

He could, depending on what you believe. And so could someone who can't die. We've got a few of them around here.