Hah hah hah. [Tapping his smoke in a similar fashion.] The wildest thing you get out in California is a coyote with rabies. You gotta go to the backwoods for a bobcat.

['Backwoods' he says, when he means the forest and the mountains.]

No moose poppin' its big fuckin' head through the kitchen window. [That's how he imagines Wisconsin yep.]