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[whitetwoguns]

text;

milk
tv dinners (Salisbury steak, mac and cheese)
eggs
cheese--(Cheddar, American)
fruit?
bread
cereal
coffee

poor attempt at making text private;
Whatever happened to my collection of toy cars? I lost the box of them moving between the eleven homes I lived in. I can't remember which. My mitt too. All of that shit got lost.

Comments

[caughtthebullet.livejournal.com]

That begs the question which of these will you actually be consuming.

[whitetwoguns]

Most of them. They're not for decoration.

[caughtthebullet.livejournal.com]

What use is a TV dinner when you have the ingredients for something better?

[whitetwoguns]

I don't have a chef. I have a microwave.

More than what I had.

[caughtthebullet.livejournal.com]

What are your intentions for the ingredients?

[whitetwoguns]

Heat and eat in most cases. Coffee don't work that way obviously.

[caughtthebullet.livejournal.com]

I don't think you can microwave an egg. Well, you could, with less than desirable results.

[whitetwoguns]

Stove then.

What, you a doctor or something?

[caughtthebullet.livejournal.com]

No, not exactly. I've taken considerable time researching the means for an optimal diet.

[whitetwoguns]

Good for you. Though I gotta say sounds boring.

[caughtthebullet.livejournal.com]

It was dry, tedious, and vexing at times, but the results are invaluable. I'm forty-six years old and in excellent condition.

[whitetwoguns]

Again, I gotta say good for you.


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[caughtthebullet.livejournal.com]

Adrian Veidt.

[whitetwoguns]

Pleasure to meet you, Mr. Veidt. How long have you been researching food? Bet that conflicts greatly with your hobbies.

[caughtthebullet.livejournal.com]

I'm a vegetarian, it comes with the territory. I do go to lengths in ensuring my research doesn't conflict with my hobbies. Take lists for example, what is a list if not an effort to maintain order and control?

[whitetwoguns]

Lists are reminders.

...How can you not eat meat? I know it's possible but have you even had meat?

[caughtthebullet.livejournal.com]

I have, and in my state of privilege complete with my bill of health I long ago decided I no longer had to eat meat to maintain my condition. I don't deny vegetarianism is something afforded to upper class white citizens of first world nations.

[whitetwoguns]

Money nothing, it tastes pretty damn good.

[caughtthebullet.livejournal.com]

So does antifreeze it seems.

[whitetwoguns]

How do you figure?

[caughtthebullet.livejournal.com]

Ethylene glycol has a sweet taste that contribute to its accidental ingestion or its deliberate use as a murder weapon.

[whitetwoguns]

No one with brains eats that. Meat's supposed to be eaten.

[caughtthebullet.livejournal.com]

Then you're a believer of comeuppance?

[whitetwoguns]

Indigestion?

[caughtthebullet.livejournal.com]

That might fall under karma.

[adamantined]

Gross.

[whitetwoguns]

What?

[adamantined]

TV dinners? Especially Salisbury steak? Hot dog would be a better choice.

[whitetwoguns]

Hot dogs. I didn't think of those. Good idea.

[adamantined]

Your digestive system is going to hate you for this.

[whitetwoguns]

It's not all I eat. There are plenty of restaurants too. Is this some nutritionist commune?

[adamantined]

No, it's just easier than talking to you about how your coding fell apart on that last bit.

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[whitetwoguns]

Coding?

[whitetwoguns]

[whitetwoguns]

Shit.

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[adamantined]

It's none of my business, so... I'm not asking about it.

[adamantined]

[Uploading... Zach's Codes]

That should make the whole making things private a little bit easier.

[whitetwoguns]

Thanks.

Oh, shit.