I could use a calender.

[Coolly, as though he doesn't understand why there is any indignation at all in his voice. Paws are more handsy.]

Would you autograph it for me? Not everyday you get up close and personal with the guy who makes it all happen.

[That's you, Freddy. Blonde isn't going anywhere so they need to somehow carry on with their lives, be happy and undertake other things important and unimportant.]