[He's a crooked man in his way. That's why they call em crooks. Something in his head or heart or whatever wasn't made to follow the law. He can't make a 100% honest living. The system is shit, it fucks people over. In some perfect, fantastical world that only exists with some imagination, he can be an upstanding member of society.]

I can't resist, man. Not with a body like yours. We'd have to be careful with your folks sleeping. I'd have to gag you. And to make sure you're not walking too funny I'd have to open you up with my fingers each time. Especially the first. One tight, sweet cherry.

[He spreads around that precum, using it like lube to keep the kid slick. It's not how much is left but how he uses it.]