The way I figure it, when you're a chef, you're the world's fucking lapdog. I mean, you're doing like, the most basic task fucking imaginable. You're serving food to idiots, mostly idiots who can't even fucking appreciate it.

And then the front of house makes all the extra cash? No fucking way. When you're a crook, you earn every penny you make, and you get to fucking keep it.

All I'm saying is - I never felt like someone was shitting on me when I was a crook.

[Puff]