No horses ain't done me wrong, but this guy. [He points at the long face.] Totally just whacked me in the nose.

[Yes, he's talking like Nickel might have done it on purpose. A horse with a will to unsaddle Freddy. The kid's obviously never actually had a pet beyond the toucan.]

I had a girlfriend with a cat who hates my guts.

[Not unlike Pink's, still he intends to play it off as no big deal. No big deal because no horse is gonna get the best of Freddy Newendyke.]