[It's the shitty print being all small and boxy. With a newspaper it's lighter and he's not trying so hard to read it out loud. Well. Loud enough for the both of em. Larry isn't sure if he should put it back or really make sure it's real.]

Sure. I never thought that much dick could come out of something. That's gotta be special effects. Being that hard for that long with that many people...it just don't happen.

[Sure would be great though. But then that would put the makers of Colossus out of business. Why would anyone ever want to do that?]