...People don't really rent these, do they?

[Your old man has been around the block a few times, Freddy. That doesn't mean he's not openly showing a fair share of disgust and altogether confusion at what he's seeing.]

Damn. There's a few of em, okay? They all can't be like that.

[Ahem.]

Looky here. This one's called Space Probe.

[Confident it is something more their speed he picks it up and turns it over to find all of those cocks belong to one thing.]