[Oh hell naw. Nobody bites Lawrence Dimick's ass without Freddy Newendyke's teeth and no that's not an invitation for Howdy Doody's evil twin to take his chompers out. Roll of duct tape acquired, the kid returns with a strip already rolled out.]
Okay on the count of three--three!
[There was going to be a countdown but the puppet's gone berserk with overly cheerful maniacal rage. Something about wanting to know them better and deeper than ever, so deep they'll be coughing up splinters. Yeah no thanks. Freddy does his best to get those limbs taped together.]
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Okay on the count of three--three!
[There was going to be a countdown but the puppet's gone berserk with overly cheerful maniacal rage. Something about wanting to know them better and deeper than ever, so deep they'll be coughing up splinters. Yeah no thanks. Freddy does his best to get those limbs taped together.]