What jumped out of a tree over a bunch of big motherfucking gators and ran from some goddamn birds?
[Oddly enough for Freddy that qualifies as WEIRDER than the desert. At least in the desert everything was topsy fucking turvy. This is, this is supposed to be home. Maybe it's a curse who--SPLAT.]
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[Giant spider guts on the corner of the windshield now. The little shit shouldn't have dropped down from its tree at the wrong time.]
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[Oddly enough for Freddy that qualifies as WEIRDER than the desert. At least in the desert everything was topsy fucking turvy. This is, this is supposed to be home. Maybe it's a curse who--SPLAT.]
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[Giant spider guts on the corner of the windshield now. The little shit shouldn't have dropped down from its tree at the wrong time.]