[Uh. Okay. Freddy stills himself without looking all over the place for why. That would defeat the purpose of staying still--OHHHHHHH FUCK HE CAN SEE THE LEGS OUT THE CORNER OF HIS EYE.]
Laaaarrrryyyyyyyy.
[The fuck, that was his perch you bastard. The spider tries weaving away from that paw, ultimately crawling on Freddy more to do it until it loses its grip due to thick fingers getting in the way. Down it goes, bouncing right off a croc who cares not for spider meals. Skitter.]
Holy shit what the fuck is going on holy shit.
[Breathe Newendyke breathe. SNAP! The emu looking creature pecks the spider out of the sand and gobbles.]
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Laaaarrrryyyyyyyy.
[The fuck, that was his perch you bastard. The spider tries weaving away from that paw, ultimately crawling on Freddy more to do it until it loses its grip due to thick fingers getting in the way. Down it goes, bouncing right off a croc who cares not for spider meals. Skitter.]
Holy shit what the fuck is going on holy shit.
[Breathe Newendyke breathe. SNAP! The emu looking creature pecks the spider out of the sand and gobbles.]