[These are not the kinds of strained grunts and groans he was hoping to make right now. Just as he finally pulls the majority of his weight up onto the branch he can feel snapping at his heels. Holy fuck.]
Higher. Quick.
[In case they try to do the same. Can gators climb trees? It's enough they're on land.]
It's a--it's a big fucking bird. Smaller than an ostrich. [Huff puff.]
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Higher. Quick.
[In case they try to do the same. Can gators climb trees? It's enough they're on land.]
It's a--it's a big fucking bird. Smaller than an ostrich. [Huff puff.]