[All that paw patting makes him feel so good, good enough to put his beer down and start crawling into Larry's lap--er.]

..........

[Well, Freddy's still in his lap that's for sure, but instead of brushing his roman nose against the old man he's kind of sort of looking at him.]

You act like I ain't fucked a chick before. [Joking, joking.] Only if it makes you tick, no sweet stuff though, I'm not gonna lay her down on a bed of roses.