[Heh heh heh, listen to Larry play it up. Freddy fucking loves it. Warm green eyes cast a look left, right, over his shoulder, then back to brown ones as if he's just got to make sure the only one he's telling is the old man. No eavesdropping ears within earshot.]

Me and this great guy met at this bar, some kind of nasty club. I knew the guy before but I didn't know he was into that kind of stuff. Turns out he was a real pervert, we got into this group orgy thing with three other horny fucks. It was fuckin' awesome, dick everywhere, comin' all over the place. No rough stuff though, we kept it clean and simple.

[Not rough enough by Colossus standards and that's okay too.]