[So far Freddy's proven himself to be a toucan kind of guy but Sam acted almost like a dog anyway. An aloof dog, no Truck but still dog-like.]

Somebody had to take out the trash.

[Purse snatching chick punching scumbags rank pretty low even for crooks. He remarks with another shrug under that heavy warm arm. Everyday it gets easier acting like this in public. Nevermind that it's dark out and after hours.]

When I was a kid I knew another guy who said you could tie one of these around your balls and jack off for a whole hour. The one shaped like a man, not the dog.